When you wake up in the morning with a hard on
and you need to urinate
and you need to apply a great amount of torque to aim into the bowl. The alternatives are to 1) do a hand stand so that it is properly aimed (usualy too drunk
to perform this manuever). 2) Stand about 8-10 feet away from the bowl (many tries usually in public bathrooms are necessary to perfect this manuver) and as the arcing stream becomes less and less to walk toward the bowl. 3) Pee
in the shower (old standby but one must be awake enough to make sure and not piss
in ones own face). 4) Masturbate
so that the erection
is used up (this is a gamble as sometimes the erection will not go down manually and will cause complications in the workings of the torque piss.