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24 definitions by royal cunninglinguist society

 
1.
An intricate group sexual activity where four men (three Caucasian and one African-American) aim their penises towards an awaiting woman and ejaculate simultaneously.
Peter: "Let's make her look like a marshmallow man!"

Ray: "Careful not to cross our streams!"

Dana: "I ain't 'fraid of no scrote."

Men (In unison): "Bustin' makes me feel good!"
Ghostbustering!"
by Royal Cunninglinguist Society February 05, 2009
 
2.
The romantic act of bringing your partner breakfast in bed but placing your testicles on the breakfast tray next to, or in, a bowl of porridge or cereal.
Wife: "I wanted a nice breakfast and you bring me Ball & Oats?!"

Husband: "I'm sorry but that's M-E-T-H-O-D-O-F-L-O-V-E, the method of modern love."

Wife: "I want a divorce."
by Royal Cunninglinguist Society February 05, 2009
 
3.
A person who only cheers for "Amazing Race" contestants based on the team's ethnicity.
"Carlos is betting on Mark & Michael to win this season. He's such an Amazing Raceist."
by Royal Cunninglinguist Society January 30, 2009
 
4.
A gentleman with an overabundance of pubic hair so voluminous that it can be styled into 80's New Wave hairstyles.
"I'm gonna dump Pete. I saw him naked and the hairy bastard has A Cock Of Seagulls! I ran, i ran so far away - just to get away."
by Royal Cunninglinguist Society February 05, 2009
 
5.
The attempt to seduce a woman while she is on her period.
"Danielle's on the rag but i'm really horny. I'm gonna try to Flomance her with some chocolates."
by Royal Cunninglinguist Society January 29, 2009
 
6.
Slang term for one with a cunnilingus addiction.
"Man, Ricky's been down on Lucy's business for hours! That boy is a Grade-A Peach Gobbler!"
by Royal Cunninglinguist Society February 05, 2009
 
7.
When a female becomes too aggressive during the sucking of testicles and causes pain, bruising or breaks skin through the overuse of teeth.
"Danielle was an animal with the balls last night. You should see the poor buggers, it's Murder She Scrote down there."
by Royal Cunninglinguist Society February 10, 2009