"Are" can often be replaced with "will" or "would" depending on the context.
If the "you" is changed to "I", the "your" should be changed to "my".
James: You are in your bollocks!
John: Paddy is an arsehole, I'll kick the shit into him!
James: You will in your bollocks!
John: Paddy said he would beat you up if you keep slaggin' him.
James: He would in his bollocks!
John: You'll get the shit kicked into you by Paddy.
James: I will in my bollocks!