2 definitions by ross turner

turtle syndrome

turtle syndrome occurs when men experience cold temperatures and their testicles and shaft shrink and move close to the groin, resembling a turtle retreating into its shell.

this water is so cold, i've got big time turtle syndrome.

by ross turner November 12, 2007

turtle syndrome

shrinkage when a man's frank and beans shrivel up when he experiences extreme cold, resembling a turtle reseeding into its shell.

i jumped into that cold pool and got wicked turtle syndrome.

by ross turner December 1, 2007