2 definitions by ross turner

Top Definition
turtle syndrome occurs when men experience cold temperatures and their testicles and shaft shrink and move close to the groin, resembling a turtle retreating into its shell.
this water is so cold, i've got big time turtle syndrome.
by ross turner November 11, 2007
shrinkage when a man's frank and beans shrivel up when he experiences extreme cold, resembling a turtle reseeding into its shell.
i jumped into that cold pool and got wicked turtle syndrome.
by ross turner November 30, 2007

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