93 definitions by ross

any time in a males life when they get a hard on in public, sometimes happens as mornin wood, but anytime when it is unexpected
see also stiffy
Man I woke up this morning with a raging monopoly.
by ross March 05, 2004

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Palpitate: The action of thrusting one's weiner inside a warm, wet poooosy!
Yonke bent the intern against his cube and palpitated her for an hour.

Yonke sure knows how to Palp....just ask Prod!
by ROSS February 09, 2005

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weed, baccy, skins and card.
i smoke the spliff
by ross February 01, 2004

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Any vehicle made by BMW.
My dad let me drive his Beemer.
by Ross April 03, 2004

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The act of putting Preparation-H up your ass.
I just dropped an H-bomb on my grill.
by Ross December 06, 2004

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Synonym for pussy, snatch, twat etc.
Damn, would'nt mind checking out her slotch
by Ross September 08, 2004

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derogatory term used by jessica and erin to refer to me in my junior year of my high school career at the prison of kingwood high school
Rossturbator is looking at porn!
by ross March 05, 2004

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