n. Someone who is a fan of the Louisiana Booty Call, anal probes, acne sex, gay old men porn, bisexual women with hairy twats, and Mongolian bow wows. Also someone who skips first base and goes right to shitting on their partners chest.
v. the act of fisting males anus whilst docking.
a. another term for being homosexual to all of your straight friends.
n. Dude this comeau was doing the dirtiest things with me last night.
v. i was comeauing with my dad the evening before last.
a. Eric, stop being comeau.