15 definitions by ron jeremy

dawg

1) Male who regularily treats woman badly, usually by cheating on or lying to them about their relationship.
2) Male who is selfish; normally used to describe sexual gain, or undo control of a relationship
3) A repeat offender of women.
4) Continually winning back girl who knows you are up to no good.

Dude, you're getting back with Julie...again? You're such a DAWG, you know you just want to bang her on the side.

by ron jeremy January 16, 2005

waterfall paul

STEP ONE: drink a glass of water.
STEP TWO: fuck partner in the ass. STEP THREE: piss into partner's ass. STEP FOUR: catch any overflowing piss from partner's ass in own mouth.
STEP FIVE: spit partner's piss into partner's face.
STEP SIX (OPTIONAL): fuck.

Dude, I'm gonna give her the old 'waterfall paul' tonight. It'll kick ass!

by ron jeremy April 23, 2005

nipplelick

Licking nipples, OF COURSE.

DER!!! WHAT R U FIK OR SUMAT???

Ron Jeremy gave Jenna Jameson a nipplelick.

by ron jeremy June 16, 2003

Slagged

Slang that orginated from the show "Batman Beyond" to mean exhausted.

Fuck all this homework man I'm slagged

by ron jeremy October 9, 2004

t & a

A shorter way to say tits and ass.

I can never get enough of t&a!

by ron jeremy September 11, 2003

queep

a release of gas from the female genitalia, similar to a fart, but coming out of the vagina. A vaginal fart.

Dude, did she just fart?
No man, I think that was a queep.

by ron jeremy January 19, 2005

smashface

AN UGLY ASS Mother fucking orc looking thing who got it's face smashed in with a brick aka Lauren Grasher

EEEEEEEE! I'm Smash Face! Help me!

by ron jeremy January 20, 2004