When a man offers to give a girl an oil massage, then excuses himself to the bathroom, where he jerks off in his hand instead, and uses that. Then after said massage, he spoons her for the rest of the night.
She was so ugly, I couldn't bear to look at her face, So I gave her a Sleazy Cesar!
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