2 definitions by rockmonk

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The Absolute King of Rock and Roll . all you other punkasses can sit down and breath thru your nose.
He truly was Americas Penis. Huge and sleek and envied by the hole world. You are a free american today, because of Elvis' greatness. If for nothing else America was known as the birthpace of Elvis.
Elvis AAron Presley- Lisa Maries dad.
He gave it all, a simple man devoured by the darkness.
The news reporter yelled ''Elvis , you are the King!'', and Elvis, the coolest guy in the world, said ''Naw man, Jesus is the King, im just a singer." Amen.
by rockmonk September 05, 2005

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old school - a huge party, a shin dig man, big pocket poppin' payday blow out.
Moon Doggie , weez all groupin' at the smoke shack for a big Hullaballoo.
by rockmonk September 12, 2005

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