A high-class suburban area full of preppy white kids wearing polo shirts and uggs who play tennis for fun, yeah that's right, tennis. This town is also associated with the rumors that the locals can turn anyone from any other race into a snobby rich cracker, it's true.
Other nicknames: White-ass town USA, Glastonboring, the caucasian ghetto ect ect
Black guy: hello there maurice, hows it goin?
Fellow black man: dude, did you just get outta glastonbury?