schlift(verb). A term used to describe the movement of an object or objects while under the influence of hallucinogenics (i.e high).
On a lazy Sunday afternoon, while they were contemplating the deeper meaning of liff
, Neil and Stef happened to ever so subtly glance at the dusty unkept bookshelf and unbeknown to either party, the above said bookshelf magically schlifted
, to the left.
(Thanks to David Bowie from 1988 the Labyrinth)
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(it would mean a lot to us)
(i'd just like to thank my mom...