like beer goggles, except the person with the monocle on is so drunk one eye is closed shut...therefore, turning the goggles into a monocle.
I would have never fucked that fat whore had i not been wearing the beer monocle.
by rob z
February 15, 2005
Federal Bureau of Intoxication
This dude works for the FBI, He hooked me up with some Balck and Tans
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