He was a good lunch who played by the rules, until the rules robbed him of everything he ever loved. Now he's lettuce, tomato, cheese, bread, and a mysterious slice of meat, marching down your throat and straight to hell. He'll satisfy your hunger. FOR REVENGE!
BLU Soldier: HEY! You! Stop right there!
BLU Scout: Don't let him get to the fri-
RED Heavy: (Opens fridge and eats Sandvich) Omnomnom
BLU Scout: OHMYGODOHMYGOD!
Punching is heard.
BLU Scout: MY BLOOD! HE JUST PUNCHED OUT ALL OF MY BLODD!
Snapping noises are heard
BLU Soldier: You call THAT breaking my spine? You RED team ladies wouldn't know how to break a spine if-
More snapping noses
BLU Soldier: AHHHHH! MY SPIIINNNNEEEE!!!!!!
Girlish scream is heard.