2 definitions by riggitybizzang

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A phrase called when trying to save a seat after getting up to go get something.
While sitting down a man decides, hey, I need a beer. He then gets up and before being fully erect says "No Swoops!" so no one can take his seat without getting a severe beating which must be taken with no resistance.
by riggitybizzang October 31, 2006

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One who has dominated the asshole of his or her partner. One whos skills rival that of a bum ninja.
Wow hunny, you are my fannychampion. No one has ever hit my asshole's gspot as quick, or as hard as you. You are, my fannychampion. Now lemme suck my shit off of your dick just because you did so wonderfully.
by riggitybizzang October 31, 2006

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