3 definitions by ricky, redneck, bad-ass, fight

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Not paying attention to someone when they are talking to you. Also turning down an offer that was made to you.
"Dude did you just hear what I said? What the fuck are you going to do, give me the stuh?

"I just asked Jenny out to the prom, and the bitch gave me the stuh."

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A nasty, honky-tonk, skank. Her face is always red like she’s blushing. She’s a loudmouth bitch that you could hear clearly over a Def Leppard concert. Her loud speaking is sort of a mating call for male white trash because they’re the only ones that will give her the attention she craves. She has wrinkle lines over her top lip from smoking since she was ten. She knows the words to every David Allan Coe song.
Are you going to let that goddamn nasty Flo fix your food? You’re a braver man than I.

Scene: A packed bar
Jerry: Where’s that loud talking coming from?
Tom: It’s that Flo dancing on the table over there. Don’t you remember the Flo who came in earlier asking if we had a mechanical bull?

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The male equivalent of a Flo. A loudmouth redneck that turns obnoxious and wants to fight once he has had any alcohol. He starts fights but if someone busts his hole, he immediately starts spouting Oh God, and gets religious because he thinks he’s about to die. Someone you would want to beat to death with a plastic thermos.
Two people watching the movie Falling Down
Movie watcher 1: Watch this, this is my favorite part

Nick: You want freedom? I'll give you fucking freedom! takes out some handcuffs

Nick: You're going to jail, motherfucker. How's that for freedom? Freedom to get fucked up the ass by some big buck nigger. Give me your other hand! He's gonna be right behind ya, just like this. You're gonna like that, faggot fuck! Give me your other hand!

Bill Foster: I can't.

Nick: Why not?

Bill Foster: Gravity.

Nick: Gravity? What the fuck does that mean?!

Bill Foster: I'll fall down.

Nick kicks Bill, making him fall down

Nick: Give me your other hand! Give it to me! Give it to me! GIVE IT TOO ME!

Bill turns around and stabs Nick in his shoulder

Nick: Oh God, this isn't one of mine, Oh God.

Bill Foster: Freedom of religion. Now you get it. Feels good to exercise your rights, doesn't it? (opens fire on Nick, shooting him through a mirror)

Movie watcher 1: He acted like some bad ass Nazi but he was just a fucking Ricky

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