1 definition by rick_melb_au
The anxiety caused from having stealthily taken too much viagra immediately before sex and being scared of your partner noticing your bloodshot eyes, your unnaturally large penis and especially your stress level for being found out.
Joe calls Rick on the phone. "Help me Rick! What do I do man? I'm at the hotel and I've just had two viagra before meeting with Jane but she's going to notice for sure once she gets here. I need to get it down fast before she arrives!"
Rick replies... "Hey Joe, It's okay, you have Viagra Blues. Just sit there and relax for a moment with your eyes closed while thinking about having sex with your dad and it'll be gone within five minutes!"
Rick replies... "Hey Joe, It's okay, you have Viagra Blues. Just sit there and relax for a moment with your eyes closed while thinking about having sex with your dad and it'll be gone within five minutes!"
by rick_melb_au February 9, 2012