11 definitions by richard munch

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A dumb bitch who uses the wrong hand to make the "L" symbol on her forehead.

As seen in the image above.
Use your right hand, fucktard, so it looks like an "L" to the rest of the world. Using your left makes it an "L" only to you.
by Richard Munch December 02, 2004

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a very tiny unit of measurement, approximately 1/5 the width of a human hair.
Dude, we were an asian penis away from hitting that car!
by Richard Munch November 30, 2004

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saying or doing something that pissess off the office lesbian.
Guy: "So then he says - rectum, it nearly killed him!"
Rosie (hiding behind the door): "Those pricks are sexually harassing me."
by Richard Munch January 07, 2005

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Doorssssssss that open upward, KG. Take a look at mongolian talking sickness. These doors are usually found on a ricer.
Man, what did it cost to put lamborghini doors on your '86 CRX? About five times what the car is worth?
by Richard Munch December 01, 2004

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Your answer when one replies to your order as though it was a request.
Brick Top: "I've got a bear-knuckle fight in a couple of days, I want to use the Pikey."
Turkish: "All right, of course."
Brick Top: "Of-course fucking of-course. I wasn't asking, I was telling."
by Richard Munch December 07, 2004

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"magic" stick, as spelled by a moron.

See urbtards.
Gee, if I hadnt quet skool in the fifth grade to be a crak deelr, maybe I cood spell magic stick gooder.
by Richard Munch December 07, 2004

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A white guy that so wishes he was a jigaboo, he corn rows his hair just like Allen Iverson.
A tool at my gym has corn rows just like a vanilla iverson.
by Richard Munch December 08, 2004

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