This is a term which generally describes a badly looked after rectum. A hanus anus could be poorly wiped after defication, it may have hemorrhoids or a rash. In some of the worst cases a hanus anus can smell like a repugnant mix of shit and blood.
Those who do not bath frequently or have problems identifying what constitutes a clean asshole after shitting are generally susceptible to having a Hanus Anus.
Something that is too good to be true.
Similar to 'the cats whiskers' or 'the dogs bollocks'
"That meal was lovely, the monks spunk if I do say so myself."
A Composite of 'Cunt' and 'Sock'
A cuntsock was a garment usually worn on the foot as a sock, that now is used as an aid to male masterbation.
Mainly for the sole purpose of serving as a convenient receptacle for male sexual fluid (see lovejelly) and for its absorbant qualities (exception - Terylene).
Use of the word Cuntsock and the usage of an actual cuntsock is generally researved for -
adolescent boys, perverts, men without partners, men with partners, gentlemen who do not keep a hanky by their bedside and those who are not in the habit of keeping things tidy.
'james' old nike cuntsock lay damp and sodden at the side of his bed. He sighed, then gently broke wind like ladies do.'
slang term for semen
"She took a load of my end product right up the harris!" boasted Malcolm.
A victorian phrase used to describe a vagina that is in poor condition or in a state of decline.
A phrase which is now rarely heard, simply because modern day sanitation and surgical procedures make true Clam Chunders obsolete.
The servant girl Jessica feared for the Queens well being after seeing her in the altogether whilst she took her monthly bath. 'The Queens snatch was certainly clam chunder' Jessica thought, as she tentatively poked a dead mouse in the eye for a bit of victorian amusement.
A person with an unhealthy obsession of with the rapper
P Diddy Coons formerly known as Puff Daddy.
A dislexics misspellings attemt at peodiphile.
'I'm really puffys #1 fan, I think his works are of the finest examples in contemporary american culture to date.
"gunna fuck ma niggaz biatch" is simply a masterpiece. Its a beautifully constructed, ballad if you will, demonstrating P Diddi's playful nature and his respect for G - Unit.'
by a Pdiddiphile
Going for a cockshake.
Gave her a drink of my double choc chip cockshake.
spilt my cockshake over my new trousers.