20 definitions by refreshment boxx
Green Lake is a lake situated in Rotorua, New Zealand, resting between Blue Lake, and Lake Tawarewa. The Maori name for the lake is Lake Rotokakahi.
Another alternative name for Green Lake is the 'Lagua del Theviere', or translated literally into the 'Lake of Thieves'. This name was given by the Spanish explorer, Pedro Martinez III in 1812, who named it after the Maori people, who are essentially thieves, burglars, and robbers.
Currently, taxpayers are not allowed easy access to Green Lake because of the Maoris. However this is not a major problem as access would cause victimisation to the taxpayer, by way of theft, robbery, rape, graffiti and whinging about Tangater Fenua.
"Hey, I went down to the Lagua del Theviere the other day"
"The Green Lake?"
"Yes, hence why I have no shoes, empty pockets and a black eye"
A cabre is a full piece of faeces, that is generally short and thick.
Often, one will find tremendously wide turd lying at the bottom of the bowl. This sometimes is the result of the grogan soaking up the surrounding water.
A cabre is on the other side of the spectrum to a cable.
Oh ouch, that cabre must have hurt somebody's ass!
I took a dump and it wouldn't flush, so I found a stick to break the massive cabre up.
by Refreshment Boxx Apr 1, 2010 add a video
pronoun. - A derogatory name used for theft.
Felakhi gave me the negrodian slip on my sunglasses.
n. Name for a person standing in a toilet cubicle and taking it so hard up the sphincter that the pleasure they endure causes them to bite down on the windowsill in front.
Often refers to homosexual males, much like pillow biter, it can also refer to any person where the server is going in dry.
"Dave is such a sill chewer, he minces around town in a boob tube"
"What are you looking at sill chewer!"
A cable is a long piece of faeces which is partially ejected from the anus.
Generally, the rule is that a cable must be of such length that is is touching the water whilst still coming out of the anus. (This is prevalent in toilets which only fill the lower faecal cavity with water, not half fill like in the Unites States).
After defecation, the toilet may require several flushes to allow for the process of hydraulic action to break down your massive monolith and remove it from the bowl.
"Move out my way, I'm killing for a cable."
"Damn, I had to flush the toilet five times to try and get that cable down."
Term used for Polynesian people. Troppo derives from the word 'Tropical' signifying Polynesians in their geographical location (or where they should be instead of living in your country, milking your social development system).
Specifically, Troppos originate from the islands of Samoa, Tonga, Niue and Fiji.
Troppos cannot speak properly and pronounce 'B' as a P, and vice versa.
Often Troppos emigrate to New Zealand where they inter-mate with the indigenous Maori orangutans to create a light fingered, violent, negral strain of coffee coloured apes.
Troppos miss brain cells, due to severe violence and head injuries inflicted in their childhood life. Also the fact that they are a species of ape, they cannot function with the intelligence that a normal white Homo Sapien takes for granted.
Troppos drink alcohol beyond comprehensive levels, causing them to become violent, and sexually active. Troppos native instincts and primitive core brian lobes, cause them to use their violence to impregnate female Troppos or Homo Sapiens.
Troppo: Beater, barse me the paul (Peter, pass me the ball)
Victim: Damn! My quarter-light window is broken and my car has be ransacked.
Witness: Well, I did see a Troppo scraping his knuckles around your car about ten minutes ago.
Customer: "Hi, I'll order the KFC crispy burger."
Retailer: "Would you like to Up-Size that order sir?"
Customer: "Do I look like a Troppo to you"
Retailer: "I guess not, it was the smell that confused me"
by Refreshment Boxx Mar 30, 2010 add a video
n. - The act of defecating in a toilet by sitting normally and taking four 90 degree rotated seatings, each seating involving partial defecation.
The end result is faeces deposited on four parts of the toilet bowl, much like a compass.
A childish prank.
Similar to back straddling.
"I hate that guy so much I performed a compass in his toilet. Just watch him clean it up"