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20 definitions by real american veteran

 
1.
prayer, n.
The resulting comination of desperation and superstition used by those without the mental capacity to think their own way through something.
"I'm too confused and unable to think for myself and solve this problem so, I think I'll use prayer."
by REAL AMERICAN VETERAN September 16, 2005
 
2.
JAZZ: n, A form of music which is original and played by mentally superior musicians as opposed to rap or other low forms of verbal pornography and immature expressions of anger.
Also: To inject liveliness or spunk into something.
One of the greatest cd's of all time is "Kind Of Blue" by Miles.
Another is "Sugar" by Stanley Turrentine.
These are both excellent jazz cd's.
by REAL AMERICAN VETERAN September 07, 2005
 
3.
hornophobia,n.
1: What the rr fundies suffer from resulting in their unnatuiral just say no to sex bs.
2: What results from seeing a pic of ann coulter naked.
The fundies are so frightened of the natural human sexual response that, it's clear they suffer from hornophobia.
by REAL AMERICAN VETERAN September 25, 2005
 
4.
Scifiscientists in North Korea have successfully cloned one of these pieces of pond scum.

They have named it "CLUNT".
"Me nam iss Weedo Fookyoo.
We mak fellow Mellican hateress inna doll form.
We use grapfroot for adam apull.
Mellican call ting ann coulter.
We call new ting CLUNT after original."
by REAL AMERICAN VETERAN April 21, 2006
 
5.
Part of the name of a well known drug dealer in Haight/Ashbury in the 60's.
His nic was "Super Spade" and, he was murdered.

Others who were there then will remember him.
"Hey, Super, what you got for me today?"
by REAL AMERICAN VETERAN August 13, 2005
 
6.
Seach engine, v.
What a blonde does to find where to put oil in her vehicle.
Blonde: "How do I find where to put oil in my car?"

Mechanic: "You go other end of vehicle where you hear noise, lift panel and search engine."
by REAL AMERICAN VETERAN May 03, 2005
 
7.
A punk-ass two-bit fuckhead second term president who wends people to die in an invented war so his cock sucker friends can get rich.
gw bastard lying fucker
by REAL AMERICAN VETERAN April 04, 2005