when a white girl is sucking your meat
while stroking her hands on your
penis. This looks like white bread
, with meat
in it, and after the guy comes, theres the mayonnaise. If the guy has an std then it's mustard! There are other variants
though. It could be a black girl, in which case the "bread
" is pumpernickel, or rye bread
. replace whatever kind of bread with
1.last night, my old lady
made me a dicksandwhich. no homo.
2. when i go to the drive thru
at mcdonalds and i get a girl taking my order, i ask for a dicksandwich, and they always ask "what"?