a ficticious tiny mammal living in the northern regions of britain
Harnessing a thick black mane, he is able to move undetected in the night when he goes in search of a mate.
Tubs has no preferences when spotting a potential partner and will settle for the first female specimen his eyes detect.
A shy creature, this little mammal surfaces during the rainy season, to go in search of smoke
, cheesy puffs and two litre bottles of cola.
The cola has gone missing, most likely you have an infestation with tubs.
You find something sleeping in your bed, with a bag full of cheesy puffs you may want to call in the professionals.
Under no circumstances should you feed after midnight, as it will keep on eating.