1. A clueless Canadian skank that goes about her days and nights fucking any guy that pays attention to her. She'll do anything for poutine; just hold the poutine over her head and you'll have the bitch on her knees in no time.
2. A donkey that races at the derby. The donkey that places last, is extremely slow, may seem a little retarded and is humping any object (animate or inanimate). donkeyderbyferny
While in Canada, I was approached by this extremely looking girl with STDs crawling out of any orifice exposed and i knew right then and there that it must have been Darby.
In the middle of a highly trafficked intersection, i waved poutine in the air and everyone stopped. Darby darted from her corner and was at my feet and on her knees in less than a second.
Darby is a donkey that races in the derby and loses every time.
Darby is a fat, ugly and stupid donkey.
If you ever meet a girl from Canada named Darby, then you better stay the fuck away.