12 definitions by ranger rimjob

Chucks are shoes made by Converse made of canvas and rubber, come in many different colors, but the classics are red black and blue. there are high and low tops, but the highs are the best, lo's are juss gay.

Some of u ppl are fuckin pathetic!! Ur juss as gay as you think the preps are for sayin "chucks are gay now b/c everyone likes them and im to rebellious to like them anymore". Ur bein more of sheep than they are, b/c if there sheep by listenin to other ppl and followin wat others do and not listenin to urself, thass wats ur doin by not wearin them juss b/c of someone else, not b/c u dont want to. and chucks can be worn by everyone, preps goths punks, b-boys, i even know a full native american kid that goes to my school and thass all he wears.
I'm sorta preppy, sorta punk. that is possible but i bet some "punk" will come in hailin simple plan sayin that im all preppy but watever. everyone wears up, but bein punk or rebellious isnt about doin opposite of everyone else, its expressing urself and not carin wat the fuck anyone else thinks, like me.
I have three pairs of chucks. The classic Black, Red, and Blue.
#chucks #converse #hi tops #punk #rocker
by Ranger Rimjob February 22, 2006
it's like the heavy metal of rap. Popular or made popular by ppl from the south.
get some crunk in yo system, song by trillville
by Ranger Rimjob April 03, 2005
See Jokes of NFL, terrible team, but i cant say much considering im a dolphins fan
so we lost our basketball game 846 to 23? We went Chiefs on that one.
#ass #balls #cock #shit #joke #embarrasment
by Ranger Rimjob February 23, 2006
I love the man, but I'm not going to go on with that, but rather prove a point to all the "Bruce Lee is better than Chuck Norris" bitches out there... Whose still alive? and how do you think Brandon Lee died?
As for Jackie Chan, He was in the movie The Tuxedo, instantly stripping him of his testicles.
Steven Segal is mounted above Chuck Norris' fireplace in his oklahoma home. Before he was locked in a cage and randomly and submissively beaten by chuck.
Jean Claude Van Damme died in a freak "had an appendage hastily removed after doing the splits on a chair and one of the chairs being roundhouse kicked out from underneath him" accident.
Chuck Norris once invited all of the other badasses from TV to duke it out in order to see who was the supreme badass. Only two showed up-- Jack Bauer and MacGyver.
Luckily for Mr. T., him and Chuck Norris have remained good friends throughout the years.
that covers any and every possible martial aritst/ t.v. badass ever.
MacGyver immediately tried to make a bomb out of some Q-Tips and Gatorade, but Chuck Norris roundhouse-kicked him in the solar plexus. MacGyver promptly threw up his own heart.

Jack Bauer tried to use his detailed knowledge of torture techniques, but to no avail: Chuck Norris thrives on pain. Chuck Norris then ripped off Jack Bauer's arm and beat him to death with it. Game, set, match.

Chuck Norris thats all i gotta say, chuck norris
#god #walker texas ranger #stud #hero #idol #etc.
by Ranger Rimjob August 08, 2006
although they're weird everything and everyone affiliated w/ napoleon dynamite so i guess they're ok.
Jon heder is mormon, and no he didn't die!
by Ranger Rimjob March 21, 2005
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