12 definitions by randy Farris

In order to impress Oprah with the intent of impregnating her to get her money, I forcefully majesticated myself in order to attract and seduce her.
by randy Farris April 8, 2011
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A college dormitory which is strictly used as a fornication room for polygamous sex.
by randy Farris April 8, 2011
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Similar to a booby-trap in the regards of trapping a person and leaving them debilitated. But a booty-trap is the same concept but the prey is unsuspecting women who u have chosen to Mate with and share DNA.
Steve -"Theres no way this bootytrap is going to work paul"

Paul-" The bootytrap never fails"
by randy Farris March 20, 2011
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Death Caused by a Crystal or Crystals.
He suffered a very Tragic Crystal Death.
by randy Farris April 8, 2011
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A Vagina thats inner membrane walls are coated with an abrasive sandlike material which makes conventional sex unsuitable.
I was about to fornicate with her, but i soon discovered that she had a SandTwat!
by randy Farris March 20, 2011
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