1 definition by randy trevor leahey

Top Definition
When one masturbates to pictures of oneself.
"How was the bar last night?"
"Nothing but ditch-pigs and sloot-bogs."
" Shit. Word?"
"Ain't nothing working. Had to go home, do a Harry Hoodini, and give myself the Vanity Smurf."
by randy trevor leahey September 01, 2006

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