1.) Everyday at lunch, my coworker and I kill a case of cold Newcastle Brown Ale. It helps us relax and carry out the rest of the day with style.
2.) Folks at the party were just chillin' and drinking Newcastle Brown Ale. Suddenly this frat boy
asshole comes in and asks for a beer. After taking a sip he grimaced and asked for a Bud Lite
. I grabbed a cold castle, chugged it, smashed the bottle, and then stabbed him the throat. Everyone present nodded with approval at my gallant actions.