5 definitions by racoon wallace

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Stands for Big Lipped Ubangy Mother Fucker. It is not ugly, like the previous example stated. Ubangy is slang for someone of African tribal descent. A deroggatory term for negroes..
-Most basketball players, including Kobe Bryant, Karl Malone, and Gary Payton, are BLUMFs..

-Go collect your well-fare, like a BLUMF.
by racoon wallace February 01, 2005

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A 40 oz. bottle of malt liquor. The negro version of egg nog. Also referred to as "nog."
-I'm going to go get some nog at the store.
by racoon wallace February 01, 2005

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dont you know what a cock is?
uhm...isnt it a piece of shit or something?
by racoon wallace March 28, 2005

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Invented by one of my friends, while he saw a truck full of pumpkins on TV. A combination of the word "Blumf" and "pumpkin." I don't really know what it means, but it is funny.
--The Smashing Pumkins should change into a branch of the KKK called "smashing blumfkins"
--You should take your kid to the blumfkin patch at haloween to pick out the shiniest and biggest blumfkin you could find
by Racoon Wallace April 06, 2005

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c'mon man, wake up, suck my cock. come on man, yeah suck my cock,...SUCK MY COCK BITCH...aaaah yeah, thats right. aah yeah.
by racoon wallace February 03, 2005

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