1) Bassist for the pop (you are NOT punk, get over it) band Fall Out Boy, who nevertheless recieves more attention, fans (mostly little girls), camera time (in their axe-commercial music videos), and tabloid space then all other members of the band. Has his own clothing line, record label, and Ashley Simpson. Feels an unexplainable need to post pictures of his dick on the internet.
2) The root of all evil. The reason for bands with a lot of talent and potential like Panic! at the Disco reaching Top 40 radio to early (they should work for their fame, not be mass-produced in their first album.) The reason for millions of 13-year-old girls across the globe thinking they're punk because they have a picture of him in their locker. Most likely the reason Ashley Simpson is pregnant (supposedly). Pete Wentz can also be blamed for global warming, inflation, and the Minnesota bridge collapse.
1) Little Girl: OMG, Pete Wentz is sooo sexy. I like have a t-shirt by him, and a Fall Out Boy CD, and like a nude pic of him in my 6th grade locker! I'm like sooo punk and rebellious!
2) News Anchor: Today, a bridge in Minnesota collapsed, sending many cars into the river. The reason for the collapse is unknown. Also, children in Nigeria are dying. And the rate of homelessness is up. And the hole in the ozone layer is getting bigger.
Me: It's all Pete Wentz's fault.