Getting so drunk the night before that you wake up the next day to a fat hairy
(ocasionally mexican) "female" laying next to you
Also, marrying and/or allowing your
best friends to marry
and cohabitate with a large, hairy
hemanbitch, that is always busting out of clothes 3 sizes
too small, while
sitting on the couch eating ice cream and asking their counterpart to bring it back and forth from the freezer because she may burn calories on the way that she must have to maintain her wookie figure.
"Man, those jaeger bombs tore me up so bad I made
like 3 wookie mistakes in a week..."
"I am a sad panda...I let my friend
make a wookie mistake, and now he is lost
in the jowls
of that nasty hemanbitch."