One who loses their way inside the gastrointestinal track and must wait for the owner of aforementioned organs to defecate in order to escape.
A buttstruggler is often met with horribly unpleasant odors. A shower is usually taken after, but is not mandatory.
Aaron: Dude, Fred got stuck in my ass again yesterday. I had to have a good shit before he finally got out.
McGreggor: Haha, what a buttstruggler.
November 10, 2006
A small, usually cylindrical and aluminium depository for semen. Portable, easy to carry, and often mistakable as cans of soup.
Fred: Shit, G! I thought I was makin' some cream of mushroom soup... but fuck! I really cooked up the contents of a sperm canister!
Alteration of r0lf = alteration of rofl
Flows smoother than rofl.
Homosexual Manifesto: lolz sticky bumsex just occured with me and a snail"
One who runs in circles, but lacks the 1337ness or simple ability to add zeros to their descriptors.
John: WHEEEEEEEEEEEE FUCKIN' WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE *barf*
Jack: You fuckin' noobaloid.
Of or pertaining to the status of being pinner.
Conrad: He took that bong lump pinnerly
One of those annoying partial erections. Not quite hard enough to masturbate with, but hard enough to be seen by people if you stand up. They're also rather difficult to get rid of, because by the time you get one you want to get the rest of the erection.
Jason: brb getting milk -gets up-
Mom: You're semiboned, son. I don't need to see that.
To smoke a joint or drop a tab, and then stick your leg out into a crowded interesection, interfering with the path of any testicals that may be walking past - thus causing them to fall over.
-Lars sticks his foot out without noticing that a pair of testicals are stampeding across the road. They run into it and fall over, spilling semen everywhere-
"DUDE, I'M TRIPPING BALLS!"