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4 definitions by r0akh

 
1.
1.) Merch (n.) - Short for merchandise. This abbreviation is commonly used on websites that have online stores.

2.) Merch (n./adj.) - Used to refer to a wide spectrum of strains of marijuana. It is used to describe commercial-grade buds. Merch many times smells pretty good and has noticeable hairs on it. It is many times seedy. It can be good, but it isn't sought after nearly as much as chronic, however it is much better than schwag. It differs from chronic and so-called "Kind Bud" in that the smoke is more harsh, it is flavorless, and it is not as potent.
1.) Yo, check out the merch page on the Type O Negative website.

2.) Man, I tried to buy some regular old merch the other day, but all we got around here is chronic.
by r0akh January 13, 2007
 
2.
1.) n. A sack of (pea)nuts.

2.) n. An extremely common slang term for the scrotum.
1.) How much for a nutsack?

2.) I have an itchy nutsack.
by r0akh December 19, 2006
 
3.
Flat Earth Society (n.) - The International Flat Earth Society was created in 1956 by the English man, Samuel Shenton. They argued that the Earth is actually flat. It was believed by members and non-members alike that the Apollo moon landings were a hoax and were made up by NASA in order to get ahead in the space race against Russia. The Honorable Samuel Shenton died in 1971. Charles K. Johnson became the new president of the Flat Earth Society. Consequently, the Society was moved to Lancaster, California. Under Johnson's leadership, the Society grew from a few members to around 3,000 worldwide. The Society believes that humans live on a disc. A good portion believes that the North Pole is at its center and there is a 150-foot (~45 meter) high wall of ice at the outer edge (generally believed to be the so-called Antartica). The resulting map resembles the symbol of the United Nations, something Johnson used as evidence for his position. In this model, the sun and moon are each a mere 32 miles (52 km) in diameter. The Honorable Charles K. Johnson died on March 19, 2001, leaving the Society without a leader. This was the end of the Flat Earth Society as we knew it. It now only exists through the remaining believers, but there is no official organization like before. There are some websites dedicated to the Society, but stand mostly for parodical purposes.
The Flat Earth Society fought the lonely fight of leading the world back to 'sanity'.
by r0akh December 25, 2006
 
4.
1.) Paris (n.) - The capital city of France; home to approximately 9 million people.

2.) Paris Hilton (n.) - An anorexic, drunk, dumb whore that is best known for her bratty personality and for her family's wealth.

3.) Paris (n.) - A black Nationalist rapper hailing from San Fransisco. He is best known for his 'controversial' pro-black lyrics. For this reason, along with his affiliation with the Nation of Islam, he is infamous in mostly-white communities. His 'golden years' were in the very late 80's and 90's, but he recently released an album, Sonic Jihad, in 2003. In 2005, he teamed up with Public Enemy to do Rebirth of a Nation. He is also, less commonly, known as P-Dog.
1.) We're going to Paris for our vacation.

2.) Paris Hilton is a disgrace.

3.) Paris is one of the few conscious rappers left.
by r0akh December 18, 2006