5 definitions by qwert333

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A person who feels the need to buy every apple product that comes out and often brags about it and shows it off to all their friends.
Guy 1: "He kept showing me stuff on his iPhone and then he took out his iPad and bragged about that for an hour!"

Guy 2: "He is such an apple whore!"
by qwert333 January 08, 2011

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When your dump is so big that you have to poop and then flush and then wipe and then flush. Because the dump was so large the toilet couldnt handle flushing the poop and toilet paper all at once.
"My crap was so big that I had to poop flush wipe flush."
by qwert333 January 08, 2011

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The sudden and short chilling feeling that you often get when you are peeing.
Dude when I was in the bathroom i got one of the biggest piss chills ever.
by qwert333 January 08, 2011

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A picture that is taken of you that you were not ready for. You almost always look bad in the picture.
Person 1: "Whats with that horrible picture of you that just got posted on facebook?"

Person 2: "Damn, another suprise picture!"
by qwert333 January 08, 2011

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A girls ass that is very loose, saggy, and feels unplesant to touch.
Guy 1: "Dude I just totally smacked that chicks ass."

Guy 2: "Eww you touched the soup!"
by qwert333 January 08, 2011

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