The more liberal of the two major political parties. Generally holds positions against capitol punishment, but for abortion. Believes it's the governments job to babysit us when we want help, while telling the government to stay out of their lives.
Usually takes strong opposition to George W. Bush, including constant mockery and many political cartoons satarizing him.
More recently, decries any political joke or cartoon at President Obama's expense as racist and unfair.
"I'm running for Office as a Democrat, and I'm against capital punishment!"
"But sir, you have gone on record as being strongly for abortion."
"I don't see any connection."
"You're against sentencing someone who made a choice to commit his crimes to death, but are willing to kill a human fetus."
"Ah, well that's not a human."
"But it's a beating heart of something that will inarguably become human. And many would take the stand that it IS a human."
"Look at that! We're out of time!"