The inexplicable phenomenon of seemingly terrible entertainment substances wielding intense emotional control over their subjects and/or resulting in unwise addictions. The effect creates a kind of 'fabricated infatuation.'
Sarah: I know the Twilight books suck ass, but I can't help it, I have to keep reading! I'm fabrifatuated.
Amanda: Oh God, the writing in that last episode of Grey's Anatomy was terrible!
Clare: I know. If that show wasn't such a fabrifatuation, there's no way it would have gotten those Emmys.