4 definitions by quockledugget

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A puffy man who hides in your pocket and lives in your closet and smokes a combination of waffles and crushed moths and, if used properly, will give you goo between your toes. Use with caution.
I was walking to the store and a praki decided to jump in my fluffy pocket and he started smoking his waffle and moths and said "yo mama", and licked my nostril with his toe. Then he chopped off my head with a chainsaw
by quockledugget April 13, 2008

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A puffy man who hides in your pocket and lives in your closet and smokes a combination of waffles and crushed moths and, if used properly, will give you goo between your toes. Use with caution.
I was walking to the store and a praki decided to jump in my fluffy pocket and he started smoking his waffle and moths and said "yo mama", and licked my nostril with his toe. Then he chopped off my head with a chainsaw
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A flopinooglet is a big lump that growls at your boobs and makes a loud squishing noise when sat on.
o After veiwing the large, rounded breasts the flopinooglet growled in desire.
by quockledugget April 11, 2008

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a place you go to when everything else fails where bunnies eat trees and trees hop on frogs and frogs grow on nipples
and prabby can go there whenever they want to and can kill everyone with their physcopath sexasaures rex
wohalkwnoi bajocwnai eoxwanoi eats bokwanti in ashanti when she planitis in the banitis of the bongos in the congos in the longos of the songos of the prakios which eat numenos.
by quockledugget April 11, 2008

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