A list of all the things Bill Gates has done right.
Person: Hey Bill, what have you done right?
Bill Gate: Obvious a lot. I'm richest man on earth.
Child: Mom? Why is there a "TM" next to the Bill of Rights
Mom: Don't fret baby, Bill Gates just trademarked our amendments.
Mom: He's the richest man on earth. He can do anything.
Child: MOMMY, i'm scared.