48 definitions by qbert

to engage in smoking, generally marijuana.
me and my boys were poofing on a fat blunt.
by qbert June 01, 2003

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Originated in an episode of the Simpsons. Used by fucking idiots who cant tell the difference between their assholes and a hole in the ground. They use this word because they cannot speak english and have trouble naming simple objects. Used in place of a noun.
Dude, I ve been drinking for three days, what's that dealie we use to funnel the beer?
by Qbert November 03, 2004

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A place where you have to walk on eggshells. In other words, you gotta be careful about what you post to a newsgroup, otherwise, you may end up getting flamed.
I introduced myself to the newsgroup, and ended up getting flamed.
by Qbert July 28, 2004

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TSS
Acronym for The Screen Savers
TSS is a computer / technology television show on the G4TECHTV network.
by Qbert July 24, 2004

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A disease that will eventually kill us all.
"I wish I could eat your cancer when you turn back"
by Qbert January 26, 2004

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An electronic device which is designed to automatically answer your phone calls. People who are too cheap to get voice mail usually have an answering machine.
I got rid of my answering machine and got voice mail instead.
by Qbert August 22, 2003

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SS
Super Slow. Often an emblem on many underpowered Chevy automobiles.
Guy 1: That's a Chevy Monte Carlo SS.
Guy 2: What does the "SS" stand for?
Guy 1: Super Slow.
by Qbert July 06, 2004

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