8 definitions by pyroclastic flow

Top Definition
an imaginary list of names of people that are desirable enough to have sexual intercourse with
That Kirsti Ally ate her way off of the F-list. But lately shes lost weight, and if she looses 50 more pounds she will be back on it.
by pyroclastic flow February 05, 2009
high quality marijuana, that is so good, you smoke it, even though it may cost you a stellar career, millions of dollars and the love and respect of family, friends and strangers.
Dude, I will sell my wife and kids and everything I own for a bag of that phelpage.
Lets go get phelp faced,phelpified
by pyroclastic flow February 06, 2009
1. one that, or he who, plookes.
2. a long narrow object, that for various reasons, is inserted into something else.
3. the person that inserts the object.
Did you see the plooker on that bull by the roadside? I'm glad I'm not a cow!
by pyroclastic flow February 05, 2009
an extreme state of intoxication brought on by smoking marijuana phelpage where you have poor judgment and make very bad decisions
also see phelp faced
Dude, I got so phelpified last night that I used my winning lottery ticket for a rolling paper and smoked it. Could you loan me some money?
by pyroclastic flow February 06, 2009
an extreme state of intoxication brought on by smoking marijuana phelpage where you have poor judgment and make very bad decisions.
also see phelpified
Dude, I got so phelp faced yesterday that I left my woman, quit my job and punched out my landlord. can I stay at your place for a while?
by pyroclastic flow February 06, 2009
a phrase, inviting masterbation, sometimes sung to the tune of yanky doodle, often by a northern boy, to a southern bell
That ho Scarlett move up here from alabam and think she all that. I told her "yank my doodle its a dandy, bitch"
by pyroclastic flow February 10, 2009
a fowl and disgusting bowel movement that is painful
After not crapping for days, I finally dropped that berg. Now I'm bleeding like a bitch, and everyone near the mens room went running for cover
by pyroclastic flow February 10, 2009
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