2 definitions by puttycake

Top Definition
The oblivious, slow driver that no one can pass leading a long line of aggrevated drivers behind him, like he is the Grand Marshall in a parade.
Geezzis... I wish this Grand Marshall would pull the freak over so I can get to work!!!
by puttycake December 01, 2009
A Hockey Stick Gift is a gift given another that is really a present that the giver wants for him/herself.... typically given to another family member. Not unlike a "Chipmunck Gift," but one that is really coveted by the giver.
"Bobby gave Mom a Hockey Stick Gift for the holidays.... he gave her that train set he's been wanting all year..."
by puttycake December 17, 2009

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