1 definition by pussy fart-o

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a male with demonic characteristics. easily frustrated, abnormally loud, loves nipple clamps, enjoys multiple kittens by his side, only eats blue colored foods, bites wooden doors and can dance like no other. He usually enjoys long bubble baths after his long beat off sessions, rose petals in the water are usually his favorite thing to relax to.

Take caution: A Matt should never be frightened or suprised. If so, Matt will have fainting goat syndrome.
I think the Matt in me will come out tonight.....
by pussy fart-o February 21, 2012

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