Utilizing the mobility of modern technology to its maximum in the context of relieving oneself while surfing the internet.
Suggested technologies include: Laptop with WiFi, iPhone or any other internet capable device.
Benefits include: A comforting relief while keeping a steady flow of multitasking.
"Man, I've really gotta take a dump, but I need to finish commenting this picture; downloading this torrent; talking on skype with my mother; researching dinosaurs for this paper; putting up another awful ytmnd; writing this sweet status update; laughing and saying awe to thousands upon thousands of pictures of adorable kittens"
"Dude, just sit and surf."