3 definitions by punk4life

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the act of cumming in a girls nose and she gets mad and yells at you with the cum hanging out of her nose like a noodle
Lyle: "Man last night i gave marcy a McNoodle."
Fred: " No way how long did it take before she noticed?"
Lyle : "About 10 minutes"
by punk4life March 30, 2005

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the coolest PE teacher in Battle Mountain he has a lot of hair and tries to pimp on the high school tail
man i heard whipple shaved his arm and now he looks like lyle lovitz
by punk4life April 22, 2005

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where you go to screw a girl but accidentally ram it in her ass and she jumps so high her head hits the ceiling fan and knocks it out of the ceiling and it drops on top of her and she gets up and runs out of the house bare ass naked holind her ass
I didnt know she was a leaping brown-eye or else i wouldnt have screwed her in the ass man that ruined my night and i have to pay for a new fan in my room
by punk4life March 30, 2005

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