This town sucks ass. It might as well be underground, because no-one knows where it is anyway. Though it strongly resembles the frontier land of early America, it is home to just about the coolest people on earth.
you live in gilmanton? i can't believe you'd admit that to anyone you loser!
the sexiest teacher alive. Not only is he supposedly smart enough to have a doctor title, he also has the right to declare young girls skanks and treat people like crap...but with those huge glasses and stupid ass jokes, he'd make any girls heart melt.