that remains on your couch
with only movements to fill his enlarging
belly with your beer..
Its not worth attempting to gain the best seat in the house as imminent danger
to life occurs if you provoke the beast as they save
their energy to strike any attempt to dislodge them from their position.
Man.. Simon is a Psycho sloth, i poked him with
to see if he was alive still and he smashed me lightning quick!