2 definitions by puckdaddy

Top Definition
The act of shoving 4-6 hockey pucks up a woman's vagina and/or rectum (like a Pringles can), then slapping her face with one's dick while proclaiming oneself her "puckdaddy."
1: "Hey man, I made myself a random bitch's puckdaddy last night."
2: "Niceeee. But did you take the pucks from the team bag? How are we supposed to play today?"
1: "It's cool, I have a full can of Cope to shoot around."
by puckdaddy October 20, 2013
The act of stretching one's anus as far as possible, then depositing as many hockey pucks into it as possible.
Some people are normal; others watch beat off to puckse.
by puckdaddy October 21, 2013

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