Small rural town located in Kitsap County, north-western Washington. Known for a high school too small for its huge number of students, the marching band at said high school, HiJoy Bowl (the only form of entertainment), and the druggies.
'So, you go to South Kitsap High School, in Port Orchard, right?'
'You must be a drugged up marching nerd.'
'... Yeah, pretty much.'