2 definitions by psychod@d

Top Definition
Any orifice on a male or female able to accept a penetrating organ or object. (eg. mouth, vagina, anus, folds of flab on a fatty, etc)

Generally used by fucktards who work in computer related professions.
"Hey Milton, check out the meat ports on Leon. I sure would enjoy giving him a chili dog with everything on it!"
by psychod@d February 19, 2005
The raised, slightly bruised outline of a penis left on your lovers forehead.
eg. "check out the peckerwelt on that whiney biznitches forehead!"
by psychod@d December 05, 2003
Free Daily Email

Type your email address below to get our free Urban Word of the Day every morning!

Emails are sent from daily@urbandictionary.com. We'll never spam you.