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3 definitions by prplmama

 
1.
Such severe camel-toe that it pulls the pubic hair.
"Are you wearing spandex under your softball shorts?"

"No way, last time the pubaltoe made it hard to run."
by Prplmama September 26, 2011
 
2.
A male barrista.
That barristbro can make a mocha!
by prplmama October 28, 2011
 
3.
The squished appearance of a man's tenders when his Wranglers (or any pants really) are too tight.
Did you see the cowboy on the dance floor?

How could I miss those Wrangled testes?
by prplmama October 26, 2011