University of Controlled Substances on Campus
University of California, Second Choice
Also known as University of California, Santa Cruz
We have more hippies than Berkeley.
Our mascot is a slimy yellow hermophrodidic mollusk.
Our athletics are all division 3 and we have no football team.
If you say that marijuana should remain illegal, we might stage a protest against you in Porter meadow but we'll probably be too high to notice that you said anything.
We're one of the least prestigious UCs.
Person 2: I've heard its really weird there.
Person 1: Yeah but we have the best mascot.